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Why I think Apple Is amazing - An argument I get from the average person.

Submitted by Writer on Thu, 02/15/2018 - 14:44

You should buy apple products. I didn't do any reaserch, but I didn't have to. They look really nice. . Apple puts lots of cool stuff in their phones. I bet they put really good stuff in their phones to make them work good. Some people would say that apple overprices their phones and computers and that other phones and computers are much faster for half the price and have better technologies. This is true, however Apple is better I think. When I was eight, in 2010, I had and android tablet that my mom bought me for 70 bucks and it was crap. this proves that apple is better. Also apple is cool and being cool is good. Buying windows computers and android phones is a bad decision, and even though they are better in almost all ways, apple is good so you should buy apple things. Plus, even though I didn't do any reasearch, they work good with eachother and are fast. 

 

(This is the argument I hear from the average Apple Owner. Don't pay double the price for half the phone.)

bare

Submitted by Writer on Thu, 02/15/2018 - 14:40

I was walking in the woods and I saw a bear and I went towards the bear thinking that I could make friends with this bear so I want towards it and it turned and looked at me and I looked at it and it kind of growled I guess it was having a bad day so I was going to try and cheer it up i went up and tapped its nose but then it tried to bite me so I pulled back and tryed to study the bear then it ran at me so I shot it in the head.

wRiTing aful

Submitted by Writer on Thu, 02/15/2018 - 14:40

ok so i am going to tell u something u cant tell anyone. i cheated on my french test yup i did it. :((( ill tell you how i cheated. so basically me jack and lilly all are so bad at french. like i cAnt EVen we dont even pay attention we just are on our phones the until class. so anyway me jack and lilly didnt even KNOw we had a test:O. because we were to busy on are phonez. anyway the teacher not even sure what her name is hands out a test. and me lilly jack all look at eachother liek we knew that we were gOIng to FAil. ik so bad. and my mom would have been sooooo mad like i was going to get smh from her. so basically me being me i just look over at jessicas paper and copy down the answers because like why not but i thought i was goign to get caught. but i didnt and it has been 2 weeks

wRiTing aful

Submitted by Writer on Thu, 02/15/2018 - 14:40

ok so i am going to tell u something u cant tell anyone. i cheated on my french test yup i did it. :((( ill tell you how i cheated. so basically me jack and lilly all are so bad at french. like i cAnt EVen we dont even pay attention we just are on our phones the until class. so anyway me jack and lilly didnt even KNOw we had a test:O. because we were to busy on are phonez. anyway the teacher not even sure what her name is hands out a test. and me lilly jack all look at eachother liek we knew that we were gOIng to FAil. ik so bad. and my mom would have been sooooo mad like i was going to get smh from her. so basically me being me i just look over at jessicas paper and copy down the answers because like why not but i thought i was goign to get caught. but i didnt and it has been 2 weeks

Writing awful

Submitted by Writer on Thu, 02/15/2018 - 14:40

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Picolas Cage with wearing dwayne the croc johnsons.

Submitted by Writer on Thu, 02/15/2018 - 14:38

Hey there everybody! Its ur boi luke. me and my friend are gonna make some pizza and eat it. I ate the pizza but wait! Is that nicholas cage?? AS A PICKLE?!? WAIT!! IS THAT NICHOLAS CAGE WEARING CROCS MADE OUT OF DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON!?? WAIT IS THAT PICOLAS CAGE WEARING DWAYNE THE CROC JOHNSON RIDING A BIRD WITH HUMAN APENDAGES?! IN amarica !? I LOVE  ThiS! THIS is InSanE. Whait is that OMHGFDSZX. Yeh

WRITING AWFUL

Submitted by Writer on Thu, 02/15/2018 - 14:36

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Hidden LETTER

Submitted by Writer on Thu, 02/15/2018 - 14:15

meoW *elephant nois*

i is ReadIding Two books with cats and ElephAnts!

Won oF the books is Urs. i Love Lion cats.

You Won paPer!

 

P.S I know this makes no sence, but there is a hidden message, if you figure it out, make sure to comment! 

(hint: LETTERS)

write awful lololol

Submitted by Writer on Thu, 02/15/2018 - 14:14

omg I soooo loved Jack <3. But he is the schools bad boy and i am the cute nerrrddd >-< UwU. But omg...he's WALKING TOWARDS ME????? O.o I cant Beweeve this!!!! OvO. "h-h-h-hi j-j-jack!" i stuttered uwu. "hey princess ur cute lets go to the movies so I can finger u in the back" i blushed so so so so red and instantly melted and said yes. (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄). He's soooooo hot.

"ill pick u up at 7 wear something nice," he walked away 

 

~le time skip hehehe >v<(>﹏<) ~

at seven i did my hair and makeup and wore a skirt that was pink and short Owo and i looked totally different heehee >////< 

jack knocked on my door OuO "wow sara u look so good" he winked and i almost creamed right then and there. 

 

mi goOd DuD

Submitted by Writer on Thu, 02/15/2018 - 14:10

uuuuu.............hi i m troy frst and i thnk tat mi dud isa god dud

sou  tout ta dilan<3<3:);)  

 

ha ag n im bak boes !!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!i liv @brantre on da out scrts uv da town and s  outout ta dunkan donots+doncan@tonb ridg@BBBBBBBBBB Boooooo oooooOOOooooOoOOOEEEeeeE EeeEeEEEeee SSsS  SSSSSsssSsS

dis lasts dys uv wrote im mi dia...i men ...... jounal...... igat mincrf taday...>>.. sould mi hose ba ot dar o r< hiIid???//?/ i lov mincrft

it grt dat  i grt adat min crft

 

AAAYYYAAAA YYYAAABBBB BBB BOOOOOYYYYY YYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

stoutotta mi sik grndma Marti wit canCER:(:(:(:(de god do@NeWham pSire hopital:(toutout ta der!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! n            !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

mE FISHes?

Submitted by Writer on Thu, 02/15/2018 - 14:06

i is WaLkin' Ones. daY as Me saw A Sign ANd I read ThE sigN! THhe Sign SED i Has goNe Fishn I be BaCK sOOn? (So i WAlked TO the PONd and Me Thinking WHERE r U??? Thee PonD HAS maNY FIshES? I lOvE FiShes. AN' i Saw U, nEXT tO mE. With FISHes. i EatING Your Fishes. Me  THOUght THey TAsted YUMMy. I broUgHT u Bak 2 My HOws ANd We COOKED THese FisheS. Yum YUM YuM!

WrrrrrrrItE aWWwwWwwwfUl

Submitted by Writer on Thu, 02/15/2018 - 14:05

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Me's STory abots lif

Submitted by Writer on Thu, 02/15/2018 - 14:04

ME's gots a storyes far yous guhhhs. 0 Day Ago me's wents To's a Stores AND gots som StUFFS. Me's Lookdown at hisa lists ANDS its sayz 

  1. Gets SOm MIlks
  2. finds A bATH room
  3. STANDs and Loooks unhappy so Peopples WIilils liks you
  4. GiveS sAway Mony to Rich PEOppples
  5. By's Stuf THats me's DOESnn't NEDs

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SO ME's Didds What THey LISTS SAYz.? THen Me's REALIZES THat ME:S diddn't RIGHTs TheY list ANds relizes thAT ITS yous HANDS righting. ANDs Yous is a Athers.

awful day

Submitted by Writer on Thu, 02/15/2018 - 14:02

one day there was this weird guy that is a cameshal person and somthing went wrong when they were macking usGWQJhwh and the the guy  they were douing a weirfd theoi and his name in jeff so all of a sudden the presadent walked in and said k whats going on here i hear there was a proplume  b      ut  there wasent any problume and then all of a sudden he said one sec he said get me a cup of suige tefhcetf  please and so they did then all odf a sudden he startde eating ibt so and it was so gross evrey one ran to the bath room at the same time and it was so gross as son as he wa s done he said whats wrong and then tevrey one  never went back there againcause it smelled so bad the end./,./,./      bagywtgvb,mk  

WrItEEE AWFuull

Submitted by Writer on Thu, 02/15/2018 - 14:02

HIIII..... Me name I Jeff I lieke school. ME KIDDING. ME no likekekek schoooooooooooooooool. Me Want friends. Me have frIENds. Me coNFUSEDed. Y is my dieng this. WHY AM I DOING THISSSSSS!!!!!! My name is still Jeff, ifff IIII could change me nameeee,,,, It would be King Jeff(IF I changed it legally))))))).......   I have a pONy its NAme is Bob, it likes humans. Sooooooooooo we sold it 

Because we do not want to be eaten    because we want live longe

Like I said my name if JEFF and I like cheese  I am lactose and tolllarent I can't SPELL COrekktly. I Want FOOD NOW   I want bagle I liekekkekekekekekekeke bookssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss      Iamssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssnake I have A mammy and Deddy I ONLY CHILD ME LONELY  BUT I HAVE FRIENDS i thinkkkkkkkkkkkk i might be lonely i now sad and mad                           I DONTTTTTTTT KNOWWWWWWWWWW WHY MEDDDDDD I LIKE FOOD 

THATS MY TEME FOLKS BYE    NEWWWWWWWW

somethinggggg

Submitted by Writer on Thu, 02/15/2018 - 14:01

 

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INVISIBLE BUDDY :)

Submitted by Writer on Thu, 02/15/2018 - 14:01

BuDdY mIGhT Be InVIsIBLE, i TiNK. WElL heEEe was wWAkIn DoWn tHe sTreT WiTh his Other imanginare frend, (BUDDY is very lonly) Any how A bus was comin, did i aldo tel yo dat he is not smart. well her was comign and adsjfkhds;lkfja;lksdjf;lkasjdf Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccccccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He's fin i tink And well he it invisible and he goes wakin homeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee AAN HE Go I dont know, becase im not a staker, And FOr Hsi Non reel friend. Hees stil in BUDDY'ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss hed.

 

BUUUUUUUUUUUUBBY

Submitted by Writer on Thu, 02/15/2018 - 14:01

Hellooss-  My'ssss namessss isssss the greatestsssss of themsss allss BBBBBBBBubby.   Whatsss I Looksss like is I have my floppppppy stubby littlessss arms and a grumpyss looking mouth.   ANd little tiny baby horns, and my legs are 5 inches big andsss mysss armsss aress ovefeet.  Super dooper dude.  Myss Besssts frienddddss name is BBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUuuDDDDDDDDDdddYYYYYYYYyyyyY and BBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBbbbbbbY, oh yassss theyss aress in visy bobbbbles.  Howss I meet thems I was walking my Gloper doper (phone) started going Blop, blop, nop, nop.  I'sssssssssssss anssssssssswerrssssssssss it and itsss sssssays, "Turn around."  Adsss Issss turnss aroundsssssssss ads I dot see anfin. (sorrrryyyy abot my language english is my second language my first language is totototobobs.)   Alsssss I sees isssss a tiny baby waby french frie alones.  So to makesss its stopsss cryinnnnggg (atleast I thought it was crying) so I ate.

Sanksss forss readings mysss storyss.

mi goOd DuD

Submitted by Writer on Thu, 02/15/2018 - 14:00

uuuuu.............hi i m troy frst and i thnk tat mi dud isa god dud

sou  tout ta dilan<3<3:);)  

 

ha ag n im bak boes !!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!i liv @brantre on da out scrts uv da town and s  outout ta dunkan donots+doncan@tonb ridg@BBBBBBBBBB Boooooo oooooOOOooooOoOOOEEEeeeE EeeEeEEEeeeSSsS  SSSSSsssSsS

dis lasts dys uv wrote im mi dia...i men ...... jounal...... igat mincrf taday...>>.. sould mi hose ba ot dar o r< hiIid???//?/ i lov mincrft

it grt dat  i grt adat min crft

 

AAAYYYAAAAYYYAAABBBBBBBBOOOOOYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stoutotta mi sik grndma wit canCER:(:(:(:(de god do@NeWhampSire hopital:(toutout ta der!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Why would i do this

Submitted by Writer on Thu, 02/15/2018 - 14:00

hi my names issss blobby the fisk whaaaats urs so irally loke to jock around olot iits rally fonny kenda lick me how wolud duhhh this isuhhhhhh col i like to blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah aruond des u likes to too i lofe to toos doos yous me and mes fiends (plural) has a blasts tuday at ressese ittts fuhhhhhnnnny this is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fun like my fishy fishy fishy blah blah blah friends @vynmrwl

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Helllooo Peopllless

Submitted by Writer on Thu, 02/15/2018 - 13:58

MMy nAmEE Is CHaDD I EAt DoNUTS ANd MaCC ANDD CHeeSSe Frend ISS namEd BoBYy ANndd BoBBBy eats BogERRRs. MYYY FrEnd  HHHasSS SA Dooge ANNNdd I haAveEEE A MosseCAATTT.

mi goOd DuD

Submitted by Writer on Thu, 02/15/2018 - 13:56

uuuuu.............hi i m troy frst and i thnk tat mi dud isa god dud

sou  tout ta dilan<3<3:);)  

 

ha ag n im bak boes !!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!i liv @brantre on da out scrts uv da town and s  outout ta dunkan donots+doncan@tonb ridg@BBBBBBBBBB Boooooo oooooOOOooooOoOOOEEEeeeE EeeEeEEEeeeSSsS  SSSSSsssSsS

dis lasts dys uv wrote im mi dia...i men ...... jounal...... igat mincrf taday...>>.. sould mi hose ba ot dar o r< hiIid???//?/ i lov mincrft

it grt dat  i grt adat min crft

 

Write Real Bad

Submitted by Writer on Thu, 02/15/2018 - 13:51

Hellos! Me is a persons names Jeffrey! I grammer very well. I has gotten a F on my grammer test. Mrs. Teacher Lady was not happy, but I is because F stands for fabulous! Yay! Me is a genius! But I is not here to brag to you, I is here to tell you about my pet boat! Or maybe moat...or coat...or goat...goat!!! Yes! That be what I is having for a pet! A pet goat! My goat's name is being Goat. Very creative,  right? Goat is a toy.....or maybe joy...or soy.....or boy....Yes, I is knowing now. Goat is being a boy! Goat is a very good boy! But Goat is being a special goat...Goat is from space!!! Goat is being able to fly! Goat can fart rainbows! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I has said 'fart'!!! HAHAHAHA!!! Anyways, when Goat toots his toshie trumpet, rainbows are being coming out! And then he goes flying and goes WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Sometimes, Goat is being flying me to his planet! There are being goats and they are all being making noises like MEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHH!!! And goat is talking to them and he is being saying MEEEEEEEHHH too! Let I recap for you. I is Jeffrey, I has a pet goat named Goat. Goat is being alien and able to fly! I is loving talking to you. Goodbyes!!!

One day I went to Maine

Submitted by Writer on Thu, 02/15/2018 - 13:49

One day I went to Maine. Me was really looking forward to going. my cousins are going to be there also. Them were also looking forward to it. One day we went to watch seals. One day last year we also watched seals. Me and them have lots of funs at maine this year and last year also the year before. We´s already looking forwards to next year. I hope that it wil be just as fun as this year and last year, and the year before, or more

 

Aweful Wreyeting Frum STRUDEL GOD

Submitted by Writer on Thu, 02/15/2018 - 13:49

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DA ENNDD

 

Jerfefflesnazzle

Submitted by Writer on Thu, 02/15/2018 - 13:45

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Steffy Liks ti pla vrbal wars. He sucks at it though. Like he always said Bears, are like Sausages. Jumping around he liks to to to to to to to to to to bebebebebebbebebebe vrbal. eedtfrg hyujngfvdcexcfrvgtbhn. yffets fo kniht uoy od tahw. red it bckward. jjjjjhubygt rfghyujygtfr tghyu7ji. He uses big boy wards lik befy dillllain, ad his twin brother's name jeffeffersnazzle. I like animals. Animals are cool. i think that our prez should be impeached and that he should be spending his money on infrastrctre not mltry prades.

-Jeffeffersnazzlesneffythingiemabobthe3rdwhoisabossandsavageandastarwarsadict

 

shenanigans

Submitted by Writer on Thu, 02/15/2018 - 13:45

Hello there, my name is jeffrey. i like to heng out with my friends in s chool      wqe have fun after school me and my friends have a sleep over everyday on friday,, we do lots of fun things at my friends house sometimes we play tag catch kickball swim archery & music we really do lots of fun? once upon a time we even watched a movie oh and sometimes we have a book read aloud to us my firends names are jeff jeffrina jeffrey jeffrey jr <3

I want to be a penguine ice cream cone and not be lonley when im older

Submitted by Writer on Thu, 02/15/2018 - 13:44

I like animals. Animals are cool. If you dont like animals you are crazy. animals are funny. Animals smell like dogs. Dogs smell like monkeys. I want to be an animal. I like penguins. I want to be a penguin. My friend is a pengune. Penguins are cute. I also want to be an icecream. I want people to eat me. I want people to think im a ice cream penguin because penguins can slide across ice. some day i wish to not be lonley.

right awful

Submitted by Writer on Thu, 02/15/2018 - 13:44

scjhaszfjbefjwefjhjfewbvdjoe. OnCE apon a time there was a goat and ya http://vermontwritesday.org/node/add/story8 thats the link. so any ways no one liked the goat and the goat was sad. the goattried to make fjhdfgsiuhghfduijghubjewfigjhwrghuheujuewiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeibfjsdhjudsjbjkgheiogbrjghifbifhbjfdhbidfbjuaweifjfhgoiwrjgjhhdibruigujbgiwghoishfiwheg;nibhiurhgiuhbjruruuruuruuruuurunfjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjvnnnnnnnjfjfnvjfnvjfvkjdsbkjjhukjk. rip the goat. rip rip rip rip rip rip rip rip rip rip rip rip. the end semicolon the goat died. rip the goat. i dont know what else to wrte . 

rite ofull

Submitted by Writer on Thu, 02/15/2018 - 13:44

Once upon a time, a very very long time ago, there was an absolutely amazing dog who had a name. This really really amazing dog was named Fred. Fred had a ferocious fear of flying. Fred had never been on a plane, and never ever planned on going on one. Fred was very much afraid of pilots and flight attendants. Because he was so afraid of all of this; he never ever had any fun, EVER!  Anyway, freds family want nothing more than for Fred to go on a trip to Mexico with them. Fred was mad. He did not want to go. But he told his parents he would! Now that is the end of my story!!!!!