turn around (soft pretzel addition)

Submitted by Writer on Thu, 02/15/2018 - 14:11

It was a dark and gloomy day, I was eating a soft pretzel… my phone rang. It was someone I didn’t know… for some reason i answered it.

“Hello?” is what I said as I was enjoying my scrumptious soft pretzel.

There was one answer… turn around. I didn’t know what to do. Still eating my pretzel I turn… around… there, standing behind me is a murderer! He has a gun. He fires it. BAM. everything goes into slow motion. I realize my soft pretzel gave me superpowers! I catch the bullet and drop it… he runs away…

    I decide to go to a doctor to get some help. When I get there he says, “well yall got some superpowers yall!” he wasn’t much help…

So i decide to go to my parents, they would help… hopefully… I get there, they say, “son we don’t care”. “IM DONE!” I say. I’m going to get some real help! I realize I do not who to go to. Ah ha! I will go to the person who sold me the pretzel!

                                                   LATER...

 

super pretzel man saves the human race by punching meteor with fist!

the end...