Write Real Bad

Submitted by Writer on Thu, 02/15/2018 - 13:51

Hellos! Me is a persons names Jeffrey! I grammer very well. I has gotten a F on my grammer test. Mrs. Teacher Lady was not happy, but I is because F stands for fabulous! Yay! Me is a genius! But I is not here to brag to you, I is here to tell you about my pet boat! Or maybe moat...or coat...or goat...goat!!! Yes! That be what I is having for a pet! A pet goat! My goat's name is being Goat. Very creative,  right? Goat is a toy.....or maybe joy...or soy.....or boy....Yes, I is knowing now. Goat is being a boy! Goat is a very good boy! But Goat is being a special goat...Goat is from space!!! Goat is being able to fly! Goat can fart rainbows! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I has said 'fart'!!! HAHAHAHA!!! Anyways, when Goat toots his toshie trumpet, rainbows are being coming out! And then he goes flying and goes WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Sometimes, Goat is being flying me to his planet! There are being goats and they are all being making noises like MEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHH!!! And goat is talking to them and he is being saying MEEEEEEEHHH too! Let I recap for you. I is Jeffrey, I has a pet goat named Goat. Goat is being alien and able to fly! I is loving talking to you. Goodbyes!!!