Ronald Blump The Carrot

Submitted by Writer on Thu, 02/15/2018 - 13:44

There once was a carrot, he had big plans.

He wanted to make lots of money off a lemonae stand.

Of course it didn't work, he only made a few bucks, so his dad gave him a stack of money the size of a truck.

He spent it all on himself, and his new company to, but he wanted bigger, and to how he had to clue.

So he thought to himself, I'll become president. 

I'll screw over the lower and middle class, build a wall, start some wars, deport all immagrants, ban transgender people from joining the military, and bomb Iraq. And last of all, I'll change my name to Donald Trump.