The flat lady

Submitted by Writer on Thu, 02/15/2018 - 08:29

I woke up to the sound of my parents calling out “wakey, wakey the ostrich is baking” yup the that's left it was gonna be a good day as long as the flat lady didn’t sing. So I jumped out of bed and side down stair and saw pete the quail was take out the oustridge from the oven then crashed into the sharpest orange in the fruit jar! Then the flat lady sang and the wold imploded. As it happened I was as resistant as a cockroach. I had to put hand to my ears because her voice was as piercing as a blade of grass.


Ha! Love this!

Submitted by admin on Thu, 02/15/2018 - 08:52.

The ostrich is baking and the flat lady didn't sing! This is a hoot! The only thing that makes sense is the resistant cockroach!